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[Video | Week 5, Day 6 | Late night]

[ Kakashi flickers onto screen. To some, who know how to look, he might look just a little amused. To others, he looks rather impassive as he just looks down at the camera. ]

Well, it seems like we are all under some kind of a strange dream curse. This happened last summer, too. The gods made all of us dream all sorts of rather... interesting dreams like the ones that keep showing up on the network today, for an entire week.

I guess if you want to prevent having a dirty dream broadcasted, try not to sleep at all this week.

[ A pause ]

Though, I can't assure you that there will be no consequences for fighting sleep. The gods do have a rather nasty habit of messing with us, as it is. You might get turned into a kitten.

[ He hums here, rather contemplatively. ]

I suppose for some of you, being a kitten might be a better choice than sharing your sexual fantasies with the entire world.

[ He trails off for a moment then, then glances back to the screen. ]

Ah, and one more thing. You might want to stay away from the border between Fire and Rain Country. I saw a gigantic monster that vaguely resembled a very large penis roaming there. It was rather surprising to see and had very strange chakra. It's probably best to avoid the creature instead of engaging it in combat.

[ A beat. ]

I'm not sure if fighting a very large penis is a good idea.

[ He says this with a competely straight face. So either he really saw this monster, or he's trolling you all. ]

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ura_no_ura
May. 13th, 2010 08:54 am (UTC)
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Yes, my student was turned into a kitten for a little while. It was quite an entertaining situation, actually. Well. Perhaps not for him.
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ura_no_ura
May. 13th, 2010 09:53 am (UTC)
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I'm not sure, to be honest with you. He was turned into a kitten shortly after... that incident though.

[ He is vague here with "that incident." She should know which, or be able to guess. ]
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ura_no_ura
May. 13th, 2010 10:17 am (UTC)
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What happened to you.
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ura_no_ura
May. 13th, 2010 10:59 am (UTC)
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I think it must be. I can't see any other reason why the gods would turn him into a kitten, if not for it. He avenged your murder.

Perhaps there is a link between killing another person in this world, and being turned into a kitten.
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ura_no_ura
May. 13th, 2010 11:23 am (UTC)
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His name is Uchiha Sasuke. He thoroughly enjoyed his time as a kitten.


Though it is unfortunate he had to become one through... those circumstances.

Edited at 2010-05-13 11:23 am (UTC)
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ura_no_ura
May. 13th, 2010 11:37 am (UTC)
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For what it's worth, I hope nothing like that ever happens to you again.
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