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[Video | Week 5, Day 6 | Late night]

[ Kakashi flickers onto screen. To some, who know how to look, he might look just a little amused. To others, he looks rather impassive as he just looks down at the camera. ]

Well, it seems like we are all under some kind of a strange dream curse. This happened last summer, too. The gods made all of us dream all sorts of rather... interesting dreams like the ones that keep showing up on the network today, for an entire week.

I guess if you want to prevent having a dirty dream broadcasted, try not to sleep at all this week.

[ A pause ]

Though, I can't assure you that there will be no consequences for fighting sleep. The gods do have a rather nasty habit of messing with us, as it is. You might get turned into a kitten.

[ He hums here, rather contemplatively. ]

I suppose for some of you, being a kitten might be a better choice than sharing your sexual fantasies with the entire world.

[ He trails off for a moment then, then glances back to the screen. ]

Ah, and one more thing. You might want to stay away from the border between Fire and Rain Country. I saw a gigantic monster that vaguely resembled a very large penis roaming there. It was rather surprising to see and had very strange chakra. It's probably best to avoid the creature instead of engaging it in combat.

[ A beat. ]

I'm not sure if fighting a very large penis is a good idea.

[ He says this with a competely straight face. So either he really saw this monster, or he's trolling you all. ]

Comments

revengeisalie
May. 12th, 2010 04:36 pm (UTC)
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[While watching, listening to Kakashi, Rin is positively burning up with embarassment. She is not used to discussing this very private subject matter, least of all with men. Well, there was one man she wouldn't really mind, ahem, discussing it with, but that was another story.

Alas, this is what the text message function is for.]

Sir,

thank you for the information. Turned into a kitten, you say?

You're sure you saw something like that?

- Rin

Edited at 2010-05-12 05:08 pm (UTC)
ura_no_ura
May. 13th, 2010 08:54 am (UTC)
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Yes, my student was turned into a kitten for a little while. It was quite an entertaining situation, actually. Well. Perhaps not for him.
revengeisalie
May. 13th, 2010 09:52 am (UTC)
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May I ask due to what, or is it too personal?

I think I saw a kitten posting to the network once, who clearly had once been a person.
ura_no_ura
May. 13th, 2010 09:53 am (UTC)
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I'm not sure, to be honest with you. He was turned into a kitten shortly after... that incident though.

[ He is vague here with "that incident." She should know which, or be able to guess. ]
revengeisalie
May. 13th, 2010 10:14 am (UTC)
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"That incident"?

[Rin isn't sure. It really pains her to ask, but she can't presume to know everything that goes on in Kannagara. She can't presume that he's referring to her incident.]
ura_no_ura
May. 13th, 2010 10:17 am (UTC)
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What happened to you.
revengeisalie
May. 13th, 2010 10:51 am (UTC)
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Right.

So you think it was related to that?

[Ouch. This is not nice. Not nice at all. But she has to figure it out fully. Wouldn't do to be caught off guard by being turned into a kitten.

Kittens are, after all, very vulnerable.]
ura_no_ura
May. 13th, 2010 10:59 am (UTC)
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I think it must be. I can't see any other reason why the gods would turn him into a kitten, if not for it. He avenged your murder.

Perhaps there is a link between killing another person in this world, and being turned into a kitten.
revengeisalie
May. 13th, 2010 11:18 am (UTC)
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He did? In that case, I must thank him for it. [And here, she's really glad she's doing text, and that text doesn't transmit tone. It would probably have come out in a very tight voice.]

Perhaps there is. It doesn't make sense, but if it is the most likely cause, I guess there must be.
ura_no_ura
May. 13th, 2010 11:23 am (UTC)
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His name is Uchiha Sasuke. He thoroughly enjoyed his time as a kitten.


Though it is unfortunate he had to become one through... those circumstances.

Edited at 2010-05-13 11:23 am (UTC)
revengeisalie
May. 13th, 2010 11:33 am (UTC)
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Uchiha Sasuke-san. I think I may know him. I'll thank him when I get the opportunity.

It certainly is.
ura_no_ura
May. 13th, 2010 11:37 am (UTC)
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For what it's worth, I hope nothing like that ever happens to you again.
revengeisalie
May. 13th, 2010 11:53 am (UTC)
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Thank you for your concern. It is appreciated. As is all the information you are willing to share.

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